translated by Elly

A Girl's Real Situation onna no ko no shinsou

女の子の真相

 

Hey, you gentlemen!

I have a question for you all

(yes yes, what is it?)

When you say something is girlish, what do you it mean?

She has a fair-skinned face and a free flowing dress

She's good at cooking and loves to clean

She's fond of cake and gossips endlessly

It's like losing to a guillotine or an idiot

Okay then, while you're thinking about it

That was an offense I never expected to hear in my aged hundred years

Girls and boys

You really aren't all that different from each other

Just one little chromosome apart

(That's right!)

Anyway, gentlemen!

Please tell me, there is something I want to ask you

(yes yes, what is it?)

When you say someone is effeminate, what kind of person do you mean?

Sentimental, a moody crow

Indecisive, has slender thighs

Has long conversations late into the night, stays in bed out of spite, is always dieting

That's how we say it if they're that kind of person

The word effeminate we wish it didn't exist

Girls and boys

You really aren't all that different from each other

Just one little chromosome apart

"We get it!"
ano ne otoko no ko shogun

hito koto kikitai koto ga aru

(hai hai nan desho)

onna rashi itte donna rashi sa

FURIFURIDORESU ni irojiro FEISU

oryouri jouzu de osouji daisuki

KE-KI ni me ga nai oshaberi KIRI ga nai

makesona GIRON NAMI de CHON

da naa-nte omotteru to shitara

tonde mo nai wa yo 100 nen furui yo

onna no ko to otoko no ko

tatta hitotsu no chigai wa ne

senshokutai no kazu dake yo

(naru hodo!)

soshite ne otoko no ko shogun

itte okitai koto ga aru

(hai hai nan desho)

memeshii HITO tte donna HITO

SENCHIMENTARU kimagure KARASU

yuujuufudan de uchi mata komata

chikoku ni nagadenwa yake shokui futene

da naa-nte HITO da to iu no nara

memeshi tte kotoba nakushite hoshii de

onna no ko to otoko no ko

zettai tekina chigai wa ne

senshokutai no kazu dake yo

(wakatta yo!)

あのね 男の子諸君!

ひとこと ききたいことがある

「はい はい なんでしょ」

おんならしいって どんならしさ

フリフリドレスに色白フェイス

お料理じょうずで お掃除大好き

ケーキにめがない おしゃべりキリがない

負けそなギロン ナミでチョン

だなあーんて 思ってるとしたら

とんでもないわよ 100年古い

女の子と男の子

たったひとつのちがいはね

染色体の数だけよ

「なるほど!」

そしてね 男の子諸君!

言って おきたいことがある

「はい はい なんでしょ」

めめしいヒトって どんなヒト

センチメンタル 気まぐれカラス

優柔不断で うちまたこまた

遅刻に長電話 やけ食いふて寝

だなあーんて ヒトだと言うのなら

めめしいって言葉 なくして欲しい

女の子と男の子

絶対的なちがいはね

染色体の数だけよ

「わかったよ!」

* ギロン is a shortened version of ギロチン

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